Politics sms in hindi
* Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!
* Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai?
India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!
Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!
* Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!
* Lalu to Rabri:
Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai,
toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare,
aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.
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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
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Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
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Tabhi to Congress ki fatt rahi hai!!
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Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??
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Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha
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Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.
Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai:
1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai.
Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.
After half time
Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai
4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
aur akhiri sawal?
Q5) Pappu kaha hai?
* 1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
* Sarkar: Maji satakali re
Anna: Kyo sarkar
Sarkar: mere 100cr vote kamm ho gaye na..
Anna: Meri jarurate he kam isliye mujme he dum
I’m Anna Hazare
* Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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