Husband-Wife SMS
* Mom to Children: Jo meri baat maanega aur
muze ulta jawab nahi dega,
usko main Gift dungi..
Children: Lo kar lo baat is tarah to..
saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge!!
* Dharam Pita.. not real father.
Dharam Maa.. not real mother.
Dharam Putra.. not real son.
Dharam Bhai.. not real brother.
Dharam Behan.. not real Sister.
But &
Why this zabardast mistake happened
Dharam-PATNI.. MEANS REAL WIFE.
* PATI: Are sunti ho!
Seene ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil gayi !
PATNI: Zip khol ke dikha dete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil jata..
* Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki
mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa: Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
* Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.
Doctor: Ye potty nahi halwa hai.
Biwi: ek phone karlu??
Doctor: kyon?
Biwi: Unko batana hai ki..
potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai..!!
* Wife: Tum saari dunya mein bhi dhoondo
to bhi mujh jaisi doosri nahi milegi.
Husband: Tum kya samjhti ho..
Mein doosri bhi tum jaisi hi dhoondoon ga..!!
Hadd Ho Gayi..
* Wife: Suno ji, agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se
jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!
Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal
inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa tha!
* Kya aap ki life bahot boring hai?
Agar haan..
to type kijiye
I love U (space) (boyfriend ka naam)
aur
Send kare apne husband ko.
Kasam se life me hungama mach jayega..
* Wife will be Wife
Wife: Apke birthday ke liye itna mast suit liya hai ki bas puchho mat..!
Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera khayal to aaya,
Lao dikhao..
Wife: Abhi pehen ke aati hoon.
* Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi.
Itne me uska husband aa gaya aur uske Boyfriends ko peetne laga.
Lady: Maar Saale Ko! Apni Biwi Ghumaate Nahi, Dusre Ki Biwi Ko Ghumaane le aate hai.
Itne me BF ko josh aya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga.
Lady: Maar sale ko!
na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi or ko ghumaane deta hai.
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