Husband-Wife SMS
*Bhaiyo pesh hai is saal ka sabse khatarnak chutkula..
Romantic moment..
Beach par newly married joda udaas baitha tha.
Ladke ne us Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho?
Ladki khamosh rahi..
Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao
Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi
Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rahi ho?
Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu nikal gaye.
Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bata do nhi to main jaan de dunga
Ladki ne bheegi palkon ke saath Rait Par Likha
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Paad Maar rahi thi TATTI Nikal aai.
* Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai, Magar Khushi aati jati rehti hai.
Santa, please explain this in English..
Santa: My Wife Is With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!!
* Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani: Madam!!
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ‘Going to gaaon for 3 days’
Sahab jee ne comment bhi kiya tha.. ‘Missing U gulabo’.
* Train main ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kutto ke aage daal dun..
Samne wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
* This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.
* Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.
Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!
Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?
Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!
Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!
* 7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the, ashram mein
Ek aadmi aaya aur sabse bade sadhu se pucha:
‘Baba biwi control nahi hoti, kya karu?
Sadhu (chote sadhu se): Ek chatai aur laga BHAI ke liye.
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Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?
Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)
* Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !
* Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:
Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?
Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.
*Bhaiyo pesh hai is saal ka sabse khatarnak chutkula..
Romantic moment..
Beach par newly married joda udaas baitha tha.
Ladke ne us Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho?
Ladki khamosh rahi..
Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao
Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi
Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rahi ho?
Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu nikal gaye.
Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bata do nhi to main jaan de dunga
Ladki ne bheegi palkon ke saath Rait Par Likha
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Paad Maar rahi thi TATTI Nikal aai.
* Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai, Magar Khushi aati jati rehti hai.
Santa, please explain this in English..
Santa: My Wife Is With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!!
* Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani: Madam!!
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ‘Going to gaaon for 3 days’
Sahab jee ne comment bhi kiya tha.. ‘Missing U gulabo’.
* Train main ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kutto ke aage daal dun..
Samne wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
* This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.
* Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.
Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!
Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?
Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!
Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!
* 7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the, ashram mein
Ek aadmi aaya aur sabse bade sadhu se pucha:
‘Baba biwi control nahi hoti, kya karu?
Sadhu (chote sadhu se): Ek chatai aur laga BHAI ke liye.
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Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?
Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)
* Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !
* Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:
Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?
Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.
