Insult SMS jokes in hindi
*Agar english aati hai to..
Fast padhkar dikaho
My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha..
Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!!
Aage jao..
* Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak..
Do hi cheez gazab ki hai..
Ek mera bholapan.. ek tera kaminapan.
* Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI
Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!!
* Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein
1 rupaya daal kar 1 achha dost manga..
Tab Bhagwan ne Muje tum se milaya aur kaha:
1 rupaye mein AISA hi milega.
* Example of self insult,
Boss (In Angry mood):
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??
Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho,
Upar meri taraf dekho.
* Hai,
smart,
bahot,
woh,
hai,
bheja,
ne,
jis,
aur,
hu,
raha,
padh,
se,
niche,
ko, msg,
jo,
hu,
pagal,
woh,
Main.
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CONFUSED?
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Ab msg niche se upar padho..!!
* Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.
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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai..
* Mobile kya hai?
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Answr dhund rhe ho kya?
Ye hath me kya lauda pakda huwa hai?
Kaise kaise gandu dost hai yaar
* Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho
fir bhi thik se khana banana nahi aata..???
Wife: Tum bhi to blue film dekhte rehte ho
maine kabhi kuch kaha..???
* Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai
ek to jinda
aur
dusare
Shadishuda
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