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Insult SMS 



* Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.. 

Train ruki, 

khidki khuli, 

nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..

ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!! 



* Khush to bohut hoge tum, 

baat hi kuchh aisi hai, 

1st april jo hai aaj, 

dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi, 

aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo 

hota hai sirf tumhare naam. 



* Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai.. 

Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer.. 

Wah wah… 

Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer.. 

Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’. 



* In me se koi 1 chez select karo 

1.Hthora 

2.pathar 

3.Gun 

4.Pipe 

5.Tube 

6.Mike 

7.Raad 

8.Danda 


Or 


apne sar pe zor se maro. 

Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar. 



* Girl Friend: I want a 

‘Blackberry’ or 

‘Apple’ 

on upcoming Valentine’s Day!! 

BF: Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka .. 

2 Kilo Leta Aaunga.. 



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Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…


Lekin..


Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..


Tumhe Pyar ..

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Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..!! 



* 1 kanjoos tha, 

Bilkul kanjoos tha, 

Khalis kanjoos tha, 

Bohut ziada kanjoos tha, 

Aap mat ghabrao 

Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha, 



* 25 25 25 25 25 

25 25 25 25 25 

25 25 25 25 25 

25 25 25 25 25 

25 25 25 25 25 

25 25 25 25 25 

25 25 25 25 25 

loot-loo! loot-loo! chwaniya hai, 

Mujhe MSG karne ke kaam aayengi. 

Sharmao mat. 



* A boy calls his EX- 

Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you.. 

Gal : Awwwww.. even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi? 

Boy : Ek thi daayan 



* Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. 

ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha: 

Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho? 

Ladka bola: JI BHABHI JI!




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