Husband wife sms in hindi
Husband-Wife SMS
* Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai,
magar khushi aati-jati rehti hai.
Please explain in English
Santa: My wife is with me,
but her sister visits occasionally.
* Die Laughing
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola..
‘Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi’
Happy winters..
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How various wifes fight with their respective husbands:
Pilot’s wife:
Zyada udo mat
Teacher’s wife:
Mujhe mat sikhaao
Painter’s wife:
Thobda rang dungi
Dhobi’s wife:
Dho dungi
Actor’s wife:
Naatak mat karo
Dentist’s wife:
Daat tod dungi
CA’s wife:
Hisaab se raho
Engineer’s wife:
Sab parts dhile kar dungi
Architect’s wife:
Sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi
& the Best one
Marketing person’s wife:
Zyada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi.
* Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli…
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..
* Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.
* Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!
Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!
Wife is always right.
* Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.
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Height of being daring..
Biwi to pati:
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon..
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Pati: Bandh tha kya ??
* Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke..
Main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega?
Husband ekdum se man hi man me khush hone laga.
Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur aur bol diya..
Haan accha lagega
Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,
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Finally..
Friday ko jab aankho ki SUJAN
kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhi.
* Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apna
gussa kispe nikaalti ho?
Wife: toilet saaf kar ke .
Husband: (haste hue) Pagal aurat.. wo kese?
Wife: toilet aap ke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.
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