Wednesday 28 September 2016

Munna bhai funny sms jokes हिन्दी चुटकुले

Munna Bhai Style SMS



* Cow: Kya me Bolu 

Ox: Sun 

Cow: Suna 

Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala 

Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala 

Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, 

Ghas Chabaenge, 

Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya? 

* Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? 

Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe 

Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? 

Munaa- English Me Bole To 

“WOSHING TOWN” 

* Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mei Haste kyun rehte hai?? 

Circuit: Simple hai BHAI.!! 

Royenge to Note Geela nahi ho jayega..! 

* Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox

full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….

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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE

“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

* Impact of Movies: 

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? 

Student:- He is the one who helped 

Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

* Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, 

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, 

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? 

bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. 

Sender… Circuit Bhai! 

* Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, 

Itna tem ho gela hai, 

tere ko dekha bhi nai, 

Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, 

miss to karega 

* EXam’s song by Munna bhai: 

Chanda Mama so Gaye, 

Student sarey jage. 

Dekho pakdo yaron, 

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. 

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji 

shuru ho gayi MAAMU. 

* Ab itni night ko apun tere ko 

kisi film ki kahani sunane 

k liye msg to karega nahin. 

Common sense ki baat hai k 

tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! 

Chal ludak le.. 

* MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. 

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. 

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.



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