Politics very funny sms jokes हिन्दी चुटकुले

Politics very funny sms jokes




* Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai.


* Rahul Gandhi has started preparation for 2019
and slogan is:
‘Tufaan ke baad boonda-bandi, abki baar Rahul Gandhi’


* Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)


* Warning:
Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
lalu ki akal,
mayawati ki shakl,
mulayam ki jawani,
kalaam ke baal aur
atal ki chal de..
Ab bhula k dekho.


* Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.


* Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.


* Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team :
Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.


* Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.


* *Today’s Truth*
Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
Yaaro
Kyun ki yaha..
Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
aur
Jawan Facebook!!


* Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.


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