Politics funny sms ----- हिन्दी चुटकुले

Politics SMS in hindi



* Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki
Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi
aur
Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai
MERA BHARAT MAHAN


* Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?
BJP: AAP will lose.
AAP: Definitely we will win.
Congress: Yaar ye Pakode kyu ni aaye abhi tak ?


* Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 main jitne the utne ho gaye hai….
Modi desh ko ageh nahi piche le ja raha hai –
RAHUL GANDHI


* Dear Modi Ji..
Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.
Apka bahut prachar kiya hai..


* Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do.


* Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga!


* Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,
kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!


* GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
BF: Kahan milna hai?
GF: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
BF: Theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain!


* Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.


* Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.


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