Munna bhai funny sms jokes in hindi

Munna Bhai Style SMS




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Munna bhai & circuit’s funda of life

Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

Munnabhai: Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit: Arey simple hai bhai.. is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

Munna: Yaar Circuit, ye Gandhiji Har note me haste kue rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga…

Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai, Love Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhne ka…
DEAR SISTER
I LOVE U
Tumara MUNNA BHAI




* Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.


* Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.


* Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!


* Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH


* Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night


* Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zindgi me sabko hansana,
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana ,
Phir bhi koi gam de to mujhe batana,
“THOK DENGE SAALE KO”


* Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.


* Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit?

Circuit: Boleto bhai,
C-come
O-on
L-love
L-lets
E-every
G-girl
E-every day
Bhai!!


* GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:
Chand fekta hai light
Boleto hogayi hai night
To band karneka light
Sojane ka tight
Samje Tubelight
Boleto GudNit

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Munna bhai funny sms jokes हिन्दी चुटकुले

Munna Bhai Style SMS

* Cow: Kya me Bolu 

Ox: Sun 

Cow: Suna 

Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala 

Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala 

Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, 

Ghas Chabaenge, 

Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya? 

* Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? 

Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe 

Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? 

Munaa- English Me Bole To 

“WOSHING TOWN” 

* Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mei Haste kyun rehte hai?? 

Circuit: Simple hai BHAI.!! 

Royenge to Note Geela nahi ho jayega..! 

* Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox

full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….

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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE

“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

* Impact of Movies: 

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? 

Student:- He is the one who helped 

Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

* Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, 

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, 

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? 

bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. 

Sender… Circuit Bhai! 

* Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, 

Itna tem ho gela hai, 

tere ko dekha bhi nai, 

Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, 

miss to karega 

* EXam’s song by Munna bhai: 

Chanda Mama so Gaye, 

Student sarey jage. 

Dekho pakdo yaron, 

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. 

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji 

shuru ho gayi MAAMU. 

* Ab itni night ko apun tere ko 

kisi film ki kahani sunane 

k liye msg to karega nahin. 

Common sense ki baat hai k 

tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! 

Chal ludak le.. 

* MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. 

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. 

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Politics funny sms ----- हिन्दी चुटकुले

Politics SMS in hindi



* Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki
Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi
aur
Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai
MERA BHARAT MAHAN


* Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?
BJP: AAP will lose.
AAP: Definitely we will win.
Congress: Yaar ye Pakode kyu ni aaye abhi tak ?


* Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 main jitne the utne ho gaye hai….
Modi desh ko ageh nahi piche le ja raha hai –
RAHUL GANDHI


* Dear Modi Ji..
Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.
Apka bahut prachar kiya hai..


* Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do.


* Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga!


* Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,
kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!


* GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
BF: Kahan milna hai?
GF: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
BF: Theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain!


* Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.


* Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.


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Munna bhai style sms in hindi

Munna bhai style sms in hindi



* CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.


* CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.


* MUNNA BHAI- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL- Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?


* CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.


* MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.


* Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!


* After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”


* PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu


* PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.


* MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.



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Politics very funny sms jokes हिन्दी चुटकुले

Politics very funny sms jokes




* Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai.


* Rahul Gandhi has started preparation for 2019
and slogan is:
‘Tufaan ke baad boonda-bandi, abki baar Rahul Gandhi’


* Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)


* Warning:
Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
lalu ki akal,
mayawati ki shakl,
mulayam ki jawani,
kalaam ke baal aur
atal ki chal de..
Ab bhula k dekho.


* Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.


* Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.


* Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team :
Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.


* Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.


* *Today’s Truth*
Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
Yaaro
Kyun ki yaha..
Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
aur
Jawan Facebook!!


* Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.


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